Episode blurb Edit

Dog Music, Spencer's Gifts 2010, Tom's War on Christmas, The Home Alone Quadrilogy, A Christmas Story, Michael Keaton's Jack Frost, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure, The Adventures of Randy Quaid and the Hollywood Star Whackers, Tim and Tom's Christmas Gift[1]

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Tim: "Dogs just get to laze around and listen to NPR all day and I'm sick of it."


Tom: "Whenever I'm listening to music with a dog-"

Tim: "When does this happen? What are you talking about?!"


Tim: "You can't tell me not to sing Christmas carols!"

Tom: "I can when it's like 4 in the morning. And you're outside my window."


Tim: "Home Alone 2, starring the late Macaulay Culkin.."

Tom: "Macaulay Culkin's not dead."

Tim: "Really? is that what late means?"


Tim: "Kevin has pretty good aim. I mean, I've tried to throw bricks at people from the top of buildings and I very rarely make contact."