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This week we discuss some big stories in the news, and Tom talks about a strangely depressing dream he had. - Samurai Sword Porn Star - Guatemalan sinkholes! - What is the Silver Surfer's deal? - There is apparently some sort of oil leak - Shaving the heads of corpses - Questions about donating a [...]
Tim: "How about we just don't do this?"
Tom: "No editing this week?"
Tim: "No, we just skip doing this. We go get a burger. I have a nap."
Tim: "Does [the Guatemalan sinkhole] go all the way to the centre of the earth?"
Tom: "It comes pretty close, Tim."
Tim: "Do they have to line the perimeter with the military so none of the molepeople can get out?"
Tim: "That'd be terrible! There's probably molepeople climbing up with their spelunking gear right now."
Tim: "Are you an organ donor, Tom?"
Tom: "I don't have a license right now, it's expired, but yes. Cause I need a kidney."
Tim: "If someone REALLY needs [an organ], you can have it before I die."
Tom: "I'm very nervous someone's going to ask for 1 of my kidneys."
Tom: "I give [you] a kidney, you're gonna take me to Disneyworld every year."
Tim: "Or like I get 80% of your wages for the rest of your life."
Tim: "It should be 'The Complete Guide to Everything featuring Tim'."
Tom: "Alright, that's-"
Tim: "Y'know why, Tom? Nobody likes you."