Episode blurb Edit

The first in a series of "Stuff We Hate But Know Absolutely Nothing About". TCGTE takes a bullet for you and watches Twilight in its entirety so we can then deliver you everything you need to know about it at your next cocktail party/water cooler showdown.[1]

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Tom: "I'm your host, Tom."

Tim: "I'm your-"

Tom: "Co-host. Sidekick. Production Assistant. Intern Tim is here with me today."


Tim: "[Kristen Stewart] was born in 1990. Holy shit, we're old, Tom."

Tom: "I knew you were going to say that."

Tim: "Holy fucking shit."


Tim: "I'm afraid of cats a little bit."

Tom: "Now that's just being a sissy."